I fell in love with an ugly bastard

Okay ladies

I have a sad story to share with you. I want everyone to send me some encouraging words because I'm in a dark place right now. As you know I spoke about a very sexy man in my previous posts and I thought I'd track him down and see if he was interested in me. I'm crying right now, the keyboard is wet.

I've been communicating with who I thought was the man pictured above for months. I poured my heart out to him, sent explicit picture's, and did some naughty things for him on cam.
After a while I started to feel that maybe this person wasn't actually the sexy man in the photo that I had fallen in love with. He never wanted to meet in person or go on cam.
After pressing him, I finally receive a photo of who I'd been talking to over the last few months.

Can you believe this!!!! I was shell shocked. The guy wasn't even rich. That's what hurt the most. I thought at least he'd be a sexy, rich, computer nerd. Instead it was this guy (pictured above). He hadn't had a job for years and wanted to feel better about himself by pretending to be someone he wasn't. I cried for days over the loss of my tanned bejewelled foreign looking lover.

Girl Talk - I'm sad, someone rich save me :'(

IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!!

Okay I just receive some new and shocking news. It turns out fat bastard was actually a lesbian in disguise. I mean, there is nothing wrong with having some fun with a lesbian, once in a while but I prefer the hard cock of a REAL man!!.
Turns out the person I had fallen in love with was actually this person (pictured below).

No wonder she was pretending to be a guy. What a weirdo. And to add insult to injury she wanted to hook up with me and bring her girlfriends along. After I found out she wasn't rich or powerful I said no. And thank god I did. You wouldn't believe who her girlfriends were.

Apparently they like to make love in these exact outfits. Not that there is anything wrong with kinky outfits but this is taking it too far.

Okay, this heart broken blogger is signing out for now. Keep sending me encouraging emails, it's keeping my spirits up.

Girl Talk - Glad to not be as fat as forklift girl

My Boss wants a blow job!!

Okay girls

This is surely a problem that most ladies would have faced during their working career. What to do if the boss wants a blow job?

Now, I have to say right now that this picture (above) is not my boss. If this guy was my boss I'd wouldn't even time to say yes and remove my chewing gum before I had his cock in my mouth. But... and this is the question I want some ladies to responded to, what do you do if you're boss is either ugly or has a small cock?
I've asked myself this question many times and I never seem to be able to cum to a conclusion. Let's go through the options.

Small dick

Okay so if the cock is small, what's the point of blowing him? If there is no enjoyment, I don't see why I should give him a blow job.

I kinda feel that it's worth losing your job if the cock is small.

Ugly, but has massive cock

Okay, so this is a real dilemma. He has a big dick, so you'll get plenty of fun time with it but the guy is just plain ugly. I have to admit that I have submitted to ugly boss' with large dick's before. I gave the experience a 5 out of 10. Meh, at least I kept my job

This is a picture of my last boss (above). IT director of a large software firm. Don't be fooled by his ugly looks. His dick was like a third leg. I had to call my grandma in to help me with it. Hahaha

Lesbian boss

Okay, I think we all know the answer to this. Unless your boss is dog ugly, you should always go down on her if she wants it. Any opportunity to lez it up is a good opportunity. Here is an example of a boss you don't want to go down on. Just find another job.

I'm not even sure if this is a woman!!! Okay ladies. Please leave comments of your experience's and what you did.

Girl Talk - Trading sex for a well paid job is worth it!

How to stalk men properly

Okay ladies

I have been thinking about this topic for a long time and given the amount of personal experience I have on this particular subject I thought I should share my wealth of knowledge.

Tip 1 - No means Yes

Often men don't really know what they want so you have to convince them that what you want is what they want. Sometimes it takes a bit of persuasion to bring them around. I often dress up all sexy like so they can't say no.

Who could say no to that? Right girls. And if this fails bring your brother along. Men feel more comfortable if the brother (see below) approves of his sisters choice.

Tip 2 - Steal his undies

Men will often get excited if you steal their undies. They like to feel wanted and this is the best way to achieve your goal. But what to do with all the undies? File and categorise them of course.

I always remove the labels in case the police come. This way they cant prove who previously own the undies. It's funny how all the men i stalk love batman. Boy will be boys :-) haha

Tip 3 - Make yourself prettier than his girlfriend

Looking good goes without saying ladies. My advice is make your hair look great and always use too much makeup.

This is the face I use to lure them in. It's the blue steel of stalking. Men like dominant women, it turns them on.

Tip 5 - Know the enemy

Okay I think this is the most important. All the men I stalk always seem to have a girlfriend, and let me tell you now ladies, she's never going to be as pretty as you.

I like to draw pictures of them and then burn the pictures after. I want them to feel the pain I feel. :'(

Okay, that seems like enough to go on

Good luck with your stalking ladies and post comments on any success stories.

Girl Stalk - Stalking one is never enough.